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Dear Frank Wren:

Posted by Kris N. on January 26, 2010

Are you there Frank?

It’s me, Kris.

I know baseball is a business and I know a business. Scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours. That’s how it works, isn’t it? Well, I got an offer. See, I’ve been busy lately. Real busy, on account of a certain production of West Side Story at a certain school. I got a lot of duties (don’t laugh), ya know? Seems we need to work out something regarding that and this blog. Now I know that the ones of tens 0f people out there reading “The Few, The Proud, The Braves” are just DYING to read the next articles. So here is my proposition: You give me something important enough to write about, and I’ll right about it. Fair, right? I know.

It doesn’t have to be a signing. Maybe you could have a child, announce Freddi Gonzalez as the next Braves manager, or conduct a pantie raid at Georgia State University. These are all fine ideas, but that ain’t my job.

Ya dig daddy-o?

Signed,

Kris.

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3 Responses to “Dear Frank Wren:”

  1. Frank Wren said

    This is a nice offer, It’s something I will have to mull over though.

  2. Isn’t it funny to make fun of yourself when you’re a writer for a website that no one reads 99% of the time? hahaha

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